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Lesbian Vampire Killers - 2009
5.253
After Twilight, The Real Party Starts.
Overview:
With their women having been enslaved by a pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.
Status: Released
Release: 2009-03-16
Runtime: 86 minutes
Ratings: 5.253
Vote Counts: 400
Budget: 0 $
Revenue: 0 $
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